Honeymoon from hell? Guest from Hell?

Not being a regular Sun reader, I missed Katie Price’s column complaining about the resort where she married for the forty second-time or something like that. She – or The Sun– claimed her stay turned it into the honeymoon from hell. Whether she was reasonable or outrageous in her demands I don’t know having never met the lady. What I do know is that when the resort pays you not to return to them at any time in the future, I have a sneaking admiration for the resort.
It isn’t usually considered to be good customer service to suggest someone never returns. Very, very occasionally, it is necessary but more often than not resort and hotel staff will go the extra mile to ensure customer satisfaction. But there are a few people that exhaust, annoy and vex you to the point of distraction. Was this a case? We’ll never know. Ms Price has had coverage in most if not all the red tops over the last few days so her fans have been reminded that she is still alive and kicking. Sandals – by their stand – have also done pretty well out of it since those people who are unaware of them will now know them.
And for those would rather avoid the company of Ms Price they know that there is a corner of this world that is forever Katie Price free.
It’s all a PR’s dream really. Acres of press coverage for both parties!